hotboyproblems:

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

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fingersareoptional:

or are we dentists

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greatcaveoffensive:

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swarnpert:

okay so all the founding fathers are just old wrinkled men so im skipping them

james k. polk - if he did something better with his hair he could be a very convincing daddy

zachary taylor - his face is too ugly

millard fillmore - big into chubs. looks like alec baldwin

franklin pierce - twink

james buchanan - soul drained out his dick

abraham lincoln - otter

andrew johnson - bad hair

ulysses s. grant - bear

rutherford b. hayes - twink that became a bear

james a. garfield - bear, into beard culture

chester a. arthur - cub/chub, trying out sideburns

grover cleveland - one of those weird 65 year old daddy doms with a porn blog

benjamin harrison - bear

william mckinley - same as cleveland except hes a 40 year old father of two and has a wife

theodore roosevelt - musclebear

william howard taft - chub

woodrow wilson - twink

warren g. harding - 65 year old with a porn blog but he keeps it classy

calvin coolidge - twink

herbert hoover - chub, rich white gay

franklin d. roosevelt - hunk

harry s. truman - twink

dwight d. eisenhower - 85 year old who calls himself a daddy dom

john f. kennedy - twunk

lyndon b. johnson - nothin

richard nixon - he sucked your dick once back in 11th grade and now hates gay people

gerald ford - jock

jimmy carter - twink

ronald reagan - you guys fucked in high school and then he told everyone that you gave another guy aids because youre gay

george h.w. bush - your racist neighbor

bill clinton - hunk/twunk

george w. bush - your racist neighbors son

barack obama - hunk

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asexualcas:

how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person:

person a: would you mind straightening the store up?

person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]

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ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

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clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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